Post by eemp on Jul 12, 2010 14:42:42 GMT -5
Am common eemp. Eemp requires no capitalization, excepting proper grammatical usage such as beginning a sentence. Species is approximately 1.8 meters in length, sub-tropical, and prone to aggression and interpretive dance in varying degrees. Subsists mainly on cupcakes, frosting, and the organs of large omnivorous beasts such as the lesser harrumph and the jabberwocky. Do not look directly at the eemp. Avoid eye contact. While mostly non-aggressive, eemps have been known to pummel viciously if disturbed. If confronted by an eemp, do not run. If possible, shake a tin can full of beans, as the noise disturbs this species, and will frighten eemp away. An alternative to the can of beans is to leave an offering of sugared substances such as candied pansies and a loaf of haggis, as eemps unanimously favor these foodstuffs.
